Sunday, February 1, 2009

TOP 10'S BY MISS PEREZ .....U NEED THIS IN LIFE PEOPLE !

TOP 10 STREET DIVAS KEEP UP!!!!!!

1)MAKE SURE YOU KEEP A FRESH MANI AND PEDI
2)GET A FRESH WASH AND SET EVERY 2 WEEKS AND IF YOU HAVE THIN HAIR PLEASE ADD A FEW TRACKS IN YOUR HAIR AND MOST OF ALL MAKE SURE YOUR HAIR BLENDS IN WITH YOUR WEAVE HAIR .WE DONT NEED YALL BUYING KOREAN HAIR WHEN YOUR HAIR IS NAPPY POINT BLANK
3)KEEP THE TEETH UP TO PAR IF YOUR A CRONIC WEED HEAD A LIL CREST WHITESTRIPES WONT HURT...
4)MAKE SURE YOU HAVE LIPGLOSS ON AT ALL TIMES YOU DONT WANT THE POOKIE LIPS LOL BUT IM SERIOUS KISSABLE LIPS IS ALWAYS A GO AND IF YOUR A BLUNT SMOKER PLEASE APPLY COCOA BUTTER TO YOUR LIPS CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE THEY BLACK
5)MAKE SURE YOUR SHOE GAME IS TIGHT NO CHINESE SLIPPERS FA THIS SUMMER BITCHES SPEND BREAD .......
6)MAKE SURE WHATEVER YOU WHERE YOU WEAR IT WELL ..NO MATTER IF ITS 10 DOLLAS OR 100 DOLLAS BE CREATIVE !!
7)HOES CORNER ONLY :::::::GET SOME TYPE OF BIRT CONTROL WE DONT NEED THESE BABIES THINKING ARNOLD AND KAREEM IS THERE 2 DADDIES SMH KEEP A LIST OF YOUR SLIDES IF YOU SLIDE THAT MUCH
8)ALWAYS HAVE YOUR OWN MONEY GO NOWHERE BROKE !!!OR JUST DONT GO AT ALL (EVEN THO I DO LMAO)
9)BE ABOUT SOMETHING AKA HAVE SOME SORT OF INDEPENDENCE ABOUT YOUR SELF ......
10)AND THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE FELLAS CLEAN THA NANA CAKES LADIES IF YOU SMELL REMEMBER THEY SMELL YOU TO ..FIX IT MAN !!!POINT BLANK

AND BACK TO THE CHINESE SLIPPER THING...IF YOU SEE ANY BITCH OVER 18 WITH THOSE SHITS ON SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM I GOT YA BAIL MONEY OK I DONT BUT FORREAL TAKE THEM SHITS OFF HER FEET AND ROOF EM OLD SKOOL STYLE ....THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER B THOSE SHITS COMES IN MAD COLORS AND THEY HAVE OPEN TOE HEELS LIKE COME ON YALL CAN SPEND MORE THEN 5 BUCKS BITCH'S STOP BEING CHEAP !!!!


ITS SIMPLE I WILL ALWAYS BE THAT CHICK I HAVE MORE HARD TIMES THEN GOOD TIMES BUT I FIND A WAY AND I FOLLOW NO1 STYLE BUT MY OWN YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A WHORE OR A GROUPIE TO GET THIS GAUP FYI PUSSY IS POWER LADIES SO USE IT WITH CAUTION ...THAT SHIT CAN MAKE A NIGGA MAKE YOU OR BREAK YOU AND BE ABOUT SOMETHING A MAN ONLY WANTS A FREAK IN DOORS AND A LADY IN THE STREET HE WANTS A CHICK THATS KNOWS WHEN HES DOWN SHE GOTTA PICK HIM UP VICE VERSA ....

REMEMBER :::: NO BITCH CAN EVER BE YOU SO DONT EVER ENVY THE NEXT CHICK CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE NEXT CHICK IS GOING THRU !!!!!

IF YOU ASK ME IM THE BIGGEST COMPETION THATS WHY IM BATTLING MYSELF ON A DAILY BASIS ...


TOP 10 STREET NIGGAS KEEP UP
1)GET THOSE SHAPE UPS AS NEEDED DONT BE ALL SCRUFFY LOOKING IF YOU DONT HAVE THAT SEXY DIRTY SWAG LIK JIMJONES PLEASE CUT THE FACIAL HAIR CAUSE NOT EVERY NIGGA CAN DO THAT BUT JIM JONES CAN CAUSE HE LOOK GOOD AND HE GOT STACKS
2)SHOWER DAILY ....AINT NOTHING WORST THAN A MUSKY DUDE BIRD BATH YA BALLS AND ARM PITS IF YOU KNOW YOU ABOUT TO GET SOME ...BUT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP THPSE BALLS POWDER FRESH YOU NEVA KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT GET UNEXPECTED HEAD LOL
3)MAKE SURE YA TEETH ARE CLEAN AND FYI IF YOU GETTING SOME TYPE OF MULA GET THOSE CRACK AND MISSING TEETH FIXED IF YOU HAVE THOSE PROBLEMS THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL B AND WHOEVER SAID THAT LIED LOOK AT NAS HE WAS SEXY WITH IT BUT HES SEXIER WITH OUT IT !
4)DONT MAKW WHITE TEE'S EVERYDAY FASHION THAT SHIT IS NOT GUTTA I HAD TO CUT OFF THIS GUY LAST SUMMER CAUSE ALL HE WORE WAS WHITE TEES ...SORRY BUT IM NOT GOING TO MR.CHOWS WITH YOU WITH A WHITE TEE
5)J.O.B YUP HUSTLING IS PLAYED OUT THAT RICH PORTER AND ALPO MONEY IS OVER I HAVENT SEEN NIGGAS GETTING GAUP LIKE THAT IN OVER 15 YEARS SO GET ILLEGAL GIG AND DO YA HUSTLING ON THE SIDE IF YOU CHOOSE TO
6)IF YOU HUSTLE PIT YA MONEY ASIDE FOR A RAINY DAY INCASE YOU GET KNOCKED YOU AINT GOTTA DEPEND ON ANY1 BUT YA SELF .
7)IF YOU OVER 21 GET YA OWN SPOT NEVER DEPEND ON NO BITCH CAUSE THAT SAME BITCH WILL KICK YOU OUT IN THESE COLD STREETS IN HOUSE VAGINA ISNT EVERYTHING FELLAS AND YALL PARENTS ALSO WANT YALL OUT THA HOUSE THEY JUST DONT WANNA TELL YOU BUT I AM CAUSE ALL I CAN DO IS SPEAK FA THA PEOPLE !!!!
8)BE TRU TO YA SELF AND OTHERS DONT DO SHIT CUZ EVERYBODY ELSE IS .......
9)DONT GO AROUND STICKING AND LICKING EVERYGIRL IN TOWN THAT SHIT IS WACK AND YOU LOOK WACK DOING IT ............BUT IF YOU RATHER SELL SHORT GO AHEAD YOULL BE CONSIDER'D ON OF THEM GUYS A GIRL WILL NEVER HAV AS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL ....I HAVE A GUY I GET ALONNG WITH BUT HES A SLUT AND ILL NEVER LOOK FA NUFFIN FROM HIM BUT ASS PAUSE.....LOL ONE DAY YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO SETTLE DOWN BUT THE GIRLS GOING HAVE YA NAME RINGING MORE BELLS THAN LL
10)KEEP YALL NAILS CLEAN YALL CANT BE GOING AROUND FINGERING GIRLS WITH DIRTY NAILS

BASICALLY THIS IS REAL TALK AND ITS MY OPINION AT THE END OF THE DAY SO IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IM SAYING I DONT REALLY CARE FYI WHAT YOU EAT DONT MAKE ME SHIT .......

OVA AND OUT 1

Thursday, January 29, 2009

THE WHY'S OF SEX AND A LIL X-TRA

WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS BEGG FOR HEAD ??IF YOU STOP ASKING MAYBE YOU MIGHT GET IT .



WHY DO GIRLS FEEL COTTON HANES UNDERWARE IS SEXY?

COTTON HANES UNDERWEAR IS A BIG NO LIKE BITCHES AND THOSE CHINESE SLIPPERS .



WHY DO MEN ALWAYS DO THE KISSING OF THE EAR AND NECK TO LET US KNOW THEY WANT ASS....



F.Y.I.BE AGGRESSIVE LOL WOMEN LIKE THAT (WELL I LIKE THAT)



WHY DO WOMEN SAY I NEVER DID THIS ,AND TURN AROUND AND DO WHAT THEY SAID THEY DONT DO BETTA THAN THE AVERAGE CHICK(THIS IS A RAISED EYEBROW MOMENT)



WHATS UP WITH YALL GUYS SAYING YALL DONT EAT PUSSY;BUT WHEN YOU TELL A GUY LETS DO 69 HES ALL FOR IT .....WHAT IS IT GUYS PEER PRESSURE OR YALL STR8 LYING !



AND IF YALL DONT KNOW A LOT OF FEMALES ASK FOR MY ADVICE ...BUT EVERYONE OF THEM IS SAYING THE SAME THING .....AND THATS THIS ...WHY DO ALL GUYS DO THE SAME MOVES ,GET ON TOP 2 TO 3 STROKES THROW THE LEG OVA THE SHOULDER

I SWEAR THATS LIKE A UPGRADED QUICKY ...........F.Y.I THAT SHIT IS WACK LIKE SPINNERS ON A TAHOE !



QUESTION!!!!!

WHY DO 1 NITE STANDS BE BETTER THAN REGULAR COUPLE SEX ??? IS IT THE RUSH OF A STRANGER THAT YOU HAVE A GREEN LIGHT FOR ??



WHATS UP WITH THE GUYS BEGGING FOR ANAL SEX WITH YOU ;BUT WHEN A FEMALE TELLS YOU WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMEN ASS HOLE YALL WANNA GO ALL T CRAZY AND GET "GANGSTER"

PERSONALLY I KNOW IT'S DISRESPECTFUL ;BUT A ASS IS A ASS EITHER WAY YOU PUT IT LMAO........



MEN......
WHY DO YOU FEEL A GIRL HAVE TO BE WIFEY IN ORDA FOR YOU TO GET BUTT NAKED ??? GIRLS DONT LIKE FEELING TUBE SOCKS ON THERE LEGS ....
ITS REALLY FUCKED UP THO .....
I PERSONALLY LIKE FEELING NAKED BACKS AND SHOULDERS YEAH THATS SOUNDS GOOD (IM BCKED UP AT THE MOMENT BLOGGERS ; BUT WILL SURVIVE I HOPE =/)

F.Y.I.......TAKE OFF YA WHITE TEE'S IN BED ...BAD ENOUGH HALF OF YALL CLOWNS WEAR A WHITE AS FASHION (UGH)
A WIFE BEATER HOMIES NOW THATS SUPER SEXY (MMMMMMM)BUT IF YOU HAVE A BIRD CHEST PLEASE KEEP YA SHIRT ON WE DONT WANNA SEE SNOOP DOGS LIL BROTHA WITH HIS SHIRT OFF (YOU)ITS HIGHLY FUCKING DISGUSTING REAL TALK!!!



YOOOO THIS FOR ALL MY NICE CHEST MEN .....GET NAKED IF YOU CAN =)



LADIES WHY DO YOU FEEL SLEPPING IN A LONG TEE IS SEXY ??
LADIES PLEASE PUT ON THE LINGERIE WHEN THE GUYS COME OVER AND PLEASE TAKE OFF THE BOOTLEG GUCCI SCRAF ....PULL DOWN YA HAIR AND GET THAT SHIT SWEATED OUT THEN IF YA HEAD GAME RIGHT MAKE HIM GET YOU A WASH & SET IN THA A.M .....


QUESTION!!!
DO EVERY GUY BITE THERE BOTTOM LIPS WHEN A GIRL IS RIDING THEM????

F.Y.I HOLD HER WAIST, PLAY WITH HER ASS, GRAB HANDFULL OF TITS , SHIT HAVE FUN WITH THE FEMALE BODY PARTS MEN....



WHY DO MEN MAKE SUCH UGLY FACES WHEN HITTING IT FROM THE BACK LOL
I HAVE A MIRROR IN FRONT OF MY BED SO I CAN SHOW MY FRIENDS THE FUNNY FACES MY "FRIEND"WAS MAKING ....YUP I GOTTA THROW SUM1 UNDA THE PRINCESS BUS EVERY NOW AND THEN!!!!



SEX IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT I PERSONALLY WANT AWESOME SEX SO IMA PLAY MY PART 110% AINT NO HALF STEPPING ......



YALL 3 IN A HALF MINUTE NIGGAS STOP THE B.S LISTEN TO RUFF RYDER MUSIC PUT YA ACG'S ON AND THUG IT ON OUT DRINK LIL JOHN CRUNK JUICE WATCH DMX IN BELLY (NO HOMO);BUT HE BUST HER ASS IN THAT MOVIE THATS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SEX SCENE....



WELL IM SIGNING OUT FOR NOW .....LEAVE A COMMENT OR IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON ASKMISSPEREZ@AOL.COM OR AIM ME .......



UNTIL NEXT TIME GOD BLESS ...............

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

IM JUS SAYING !

SO IM TRYNA GET THIS SHIT OUT HERE CUZ IM SICK OF NIGGAS AND BITCHS AND THIS POINT ...ITS 2009 AND YALL NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER

THE LESBIAN RATE IS UP 90% AND THE GAY RATE IS SORT HIGH TO I CANT GIVE YOU A FIGURE CAUSE THESE "HOMO THUGS " AND YOU KNOW EVERYBODY IS BI ALL OF A SUDDEN ...

PERSONALLY THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND I WALK DOWN THE AVE AND FROM A FAR I SEE WHAT I THINK IS A JOINT BUT AS "IT" KEEPS GETTING CLOSER ITS A BEYOTCH WITH WAVES SPINNING MORE THEN MASE IN HIS HARLEM DAYS .....I CANT TAKE IT .LIKE I REALLY FIND FALISHA (SNOOP)FROM THE WIRE HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE WELL WHAT CHICK DONT .

SO MY QUESTION IS WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD RESPECTABLE WORKING CLASS MEN AT????IM JUST WONDERING ;ARE THERE ANY GUYS OUT THERE LOOKING 4 ANY CUBAN MAMI'S......EVEN THO THIS IS A BLOG IM STILL TRYNA GET MY DIBS IN LOL

CURIOUS MOMENT >>>WHY DO MEN AND WOMEN CHEAT?????

MEN:::: IF YOU HAD A "DOWN ASS CHICK"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL( EVEN THO LOOKS DONT SUPPOSE TO MATTER )COOKED YOU MEALS KEPT YA CLOTHS WASHED KEPT THE HOUSE IN ORDER AND GAVE YOU GREAT SEX AND MARVELOUS TOP AND SHE NEVER NAGGED YOU ......WOULD YOU CHEAT ???WOULDNT YOU WANNA COME HOME EVERY SINGLE NITE ???MIND YOU YALL ALSO GOT MANY THING IN COMMON SO YALL BASICALLY NEVER UN OUT OF SHIT TO TALK ABOUT ...WHAT WOULD YOU DO ??

THE QUESTION IS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ONE OF THEM LADIES IN MY BLOGG?

LADIES :::: IF A DUDE COULD LAST A EXTRA 10 TO 15 MINUTES MAYBE WE WOULD WANNA STAY MAYBE IF HE COOKED US A MEAL EVERY NOW AND THEN WE WOULDNT SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON TAKE OUT CUZ US WOMEN GET TIRED OF COOKING EVERYNITE BUT WE DONT COMPLAIN WE JUS DO IT ....IF A MAN KNEW HOW TO COME HOME AT A DECENT HOUR INSTEAD OF PLAYING IN THE STREET WITH SHAWN AND DAVID SHIT WOULDNT BE SO RUFF IN THE CRIB...IF MOST MALES WOULD STAY OUTTA OF THE JAIL SYSTEM WE MIGHT BE GOOD IF THEY TOOK CARE OF THERE KIDS UGHH IM NOT GONNA GET ON THAT WHOLE KID SUBJECT IMA SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHA BLOGG.BUT LADIES IF YOU KINDA AGREE WITH THIS TWIST OF WEBS IM TRYNA WRITE THAN YOU NEED A REAL NIGGA CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS THAT WE ALL NEED BETTA 1'S...

THE ONLY REASON I CUM OF A LIL HARD ON THE CHICKS IS BECAUSEYALL CONSIDER A NIGGA WITH MONEY AND A CAR A MAN

NO HUN LEMME KICK YOU SUM KNOWLEDGE THAT MONEY AND THAT AUTOMOBILE IS IN HIS NAME SO Y ARE YOU GOING SO DAMN HARD ??IM JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE .

SEE ITS LIKE THIS THE WAY U MEET THEM KEEP IT THAT WAY IF YOU CAN
ARGUING AND FIGHTING ALL THE TIME IS PLAYED OUT AND VERY IMMATURE .
CRYING DONT MAKE SHIT BETTER YOU LOOK STUPID PULL YA SKRIT DOWN
FELLAS BEGGING DONT MAKE SHIT NO BETTA TAKE THAT SKRIT OFF AND SHAKE YA NUTS IF YOU HAVE TOO !!

IF A MAN IS MAKING YOU STRESS INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU HAPPY .....PLAY LIKE K.COLE AND LET IT GO !

NIGGAS IF A BITCH IS GIVING YOU A HARD ASS TIME GET THAT NEYO IN YA LIFE HIT HER WITH THE GO ON GIRL SIMPLE AND PLAIN.

OHAND I HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS FELLAS WHATS THE SINCE OF HAVING 4 TO 5 CHICKS LIKE COME ON STOP IT THAT SHIT DONT EVEN LOOK CUTE AND THE ONLY ONE GETTING HURT IS THE ONE YOU SAY YOU "LOVE"AND ONCE YA BESTFRIEND MIKEY STARTS SEEING YA WIFE ALL SAD HES GON MOVE IN ON THE ONE YOU SAY YOU LOVE TRUST ME MIKEY IS GONNA BE THE SHOULDER AND DICK SHE LEAN ON LOL...NOT A LAUGHING MATTER BUT ITS TRUE I DONE SEEN IT HAPPEN ...

THE MORAL IS
WHY CHEAT
WHY LIE
WHEN YOU GOING TO COME RIGHT BACK TO THE ONE YOU SAY YOU LOVE ????

MESSAGE OF THE DAY ::: IF YOU LOVE IT DONT FUCK IT UP!!!

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